Random Thought of the Day

Hello one and all, I first I want to thank the Baron for this great opportunity.  I really look at this as a chance to really break ground and explore the world of blogging.  To give you an idea of what the plan is here, this is intended to be a forum for unchecked rumination.  Life is full of filters.  Filtered water, filtered news, filtered cigarettes, filtered personalities, and filtered thoughts.  Ever wonder what you would say if you just didn’t care? Well in an effort to answer that question, I will boldly dive into unexplored territory.  I apologize for any offense that occurs in the name of science, but please keep in mind we are talking about exposure to but one part of my fractured, enigmatic psyche, and not really the true me.  Afterall, if you take the wings off on angel, doesn’t it cease to be an angel and become the alternate in a Nativity play?  Then again, perhaps it is when all is stripped away that one’s true nature is ultimately revealed.  Bearing all this in mind, and thanks to the assistance of deep hypnosis therapy and low-grade pure grain alochol, I present to you:

From the Demented desk of: Rene Guillen

Why is it that every time I find myself driving behind a vehicle sporting the handicapped license plate and a wheelchair lift, they’re driving super slow and all cautious like.  I mean really, are they afraid of getting in a car accident and ending up reparalyzed?